Nick is a Nintendo Fan-boy and bought a Wii-U instead of a PC and plays Splatoon 24/7. Born 2.5 million years ago, he is one of the ancients, and lived on Pangea and has lived this long in modern day Compton, California. Nick is the most black white person ever because he listens to 2pac and 90's rappers but plays Nintendo. He seems to always be stoned but has never smoked weed in his life. He is one of the most funny ones and does nothing but makes jokes. He inhales his humidifier as if it's a bong, this is known as "hitting the humidifier" which he does often.